thank god for american apparel or else i would never know what these tights would look like when i’m doing my velociraptor impression
I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon.
can i dye my leg hair invisible
current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress
My ideal date would be me wearing a thick furry coat and black agent provocateur lingerie and snorting coke in an 18th century room alone.
so i started playing DMMD
THIS WAS MY REACTION EXACTLY.
suuuuuper simplified Effie drawing with some colours slapped on. hmmhmmhmmm.
taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist
i still can’t believe it was Bert. why would he tape the mistletoe there? [x]
and the bonus:
sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
man sometimes i forget that some people aren’t even a little bit queer.